Bring the noise! Yeah, let's get this party started! Charity, post some secrets here. Especially Jaren related. I want to know weird crap about that dude.
Oh wait, forget Jaren. Let's hear your dark secrets.
Oh, wow! I'm flattered that you guys have visited my blog. I have plans to make some posts, but it's a bit down on the totem of priority right now. I will try to wet your thirst for noise, Shamus. Here's a tid bit to tie you over.
Rumor has it that Jaren once got quite excited about the discovery of the perfect "pea shooter" (spit ball tube). To his mother's great dismay it turned out to be her tampon applicator.
Jaren and his mother both have misplaced this memory, but his brother guards it as truth. I just hope that it was unused when he found it.
To James, As the disavowed owner of that particular memory, let me set the record straight. After missing the question "Does Ayn Rand use euphemism as a literary devise?" on a literature test--because I did not know what a euphemism was--and thus finding its definition, I educated my daughter. Thereafter, we referred to feminine hygiene products as "euphemisms." The word tampon would never have been uttered in my presence. How can one use a/an euphemism as a pea shooter?
Holy Crap, I am unworthy to even speak (type) on this blog. My vocabulary is almost none, and well, I use words like...holy crap. Hmmmm, anyway, I love your blog my sweet fuzzy head baby sister. You blow me away with your amazing gifts and talents. I know Dad is flashing those big dimples as he is watching over you with great pride. I Love you and and I know Daddy Watson would want me to say "You are beautiful".
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Hi Sweetwife! I love the blog. So much to read, so much to see. Keep up the good work.
P.S. I'm hungry. What's in my lunch bag?
food, doi
Charity, I'm glad you're here.
Bring the noise! Yeah, let's get this party started! Charity, post some secrets here. Especially Jaren related. I want to know weird crap about that dude.
Oh wait, forget Jaren. Let's hear your dark secrets.
Oh, wow! I'm flattered that you guys have visited my blog. I have plans to make some posts, but it's a bit down on the totem of priority right now. I will try to wet your thirst for noise, Shamus. Here's a tid bit to tie you over.
Rumor has it that Jaren once got quite excited about the discovery of the perfect "pea shooter" (spit ball tube). To his mother's great dismay it turned out to be her tampon applicator.
Jaren and his mother both have misplaced this memory, but his brother guards it as truth. I just hope that it was unused when he found it.
Oh my gosh. Wow. That was amazing. Thank you, Charity. You just made my year.
So, TamponLips. Have you really forgot this memory?
To James,
As the disavowed owner of that particular memory, let me set the record straight. After missing the question "Does Ayn Rand use euphemism as a literary devise?" on a literature test--because I did not know what a euphemism was--and thus finding its definition, I educated my daughter. Thereafter, we referred to feminine hygiene products as "euphemisms." The word tampon would never have been uttered in my presence. How can one use a/an euphemism as a pea shooter?
Holy Crap, I am unworthy to even speak (type) on this blog. My vocabulary is almost none, and well, I use words like...holy crap.
Hmmmm, anyway, I love your blog my sweet fuzzy head baby sister. You blow me away with your amazing gifts and talents. I know Dad is flashing those big dimples as he is watching over you with great pride. I Love you and and I know Daddy Watson would want me to say "You are beautiful".
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